This is me trying on my new blogging shoes.
I suppose this is my forum to talk about things that interest me... just in case there is anyone out there just clamoring to know what I think about stuff. Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint my fan base... so here goes!
I think that...
-beverages taste best cold.
-the Usual Suspects is an overrated movie.
-movies made in the 70's rock my ass hard.
-we should replace income tax with consumption tax
-I need to start working out again
-George W Bush looks like Lee Majors
-going all in pre flop with pocket two's is a mistake
-I can no longer relate to new pop music
-Peter Jackson is the new Steven Spielberg
-Lenny Kravitz has one of the all time best musician names
-Beyonce IS booty-licious!
-cucumbers taste better pickled (shout out to Dave Chapelle!)
-Stevie Wonder IS a musical genius (shout out to Eddie Murphy)
-blogging is like masturbation... fun for other people to look at but ultimately you do it for yourself.
-there is no pretense to masturbation, making it true form of expression
-the more you says "balls" (pronounced bah-AWL-Z) the funnier the word gets
-penis is still the funniest word in the english language
-someone should start a movement to revitalize the word "fot" as a valid alternative to "fart"
-an all female posse should be refered to as a "pussy"
-there is no such thing as vulgar language
-ape shall not kill ape
-there is no place for shanking in the schools
OOOOKAY then... that's my very first blog. Hopefully down the road I will actually have something worth saying.
kissy kissy! And.... WE'RE OUT!